Queen Latifah plays Ursula from The Little Mermaid in one of photographer Annie Leibovitzs latest Disney theme-park ads. The lavish photographs imagine celebrities as classic Disney characters, though we dont remember the sea witch looking quite this hot
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'They're ... listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg.'
ALAN SIMPSON, former Wyoming Senator, opining on the younger generation's enjoyment of Eminem and Snoop Dogg during a discussion on Social Security
5 THINGS YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THIS WEEK
1. Snickering while reading the Bible.
A new edition of the New American Bible will replace "booty" with "spoils of war."
2. Taxidermy fading into obscurity.
Reality show Mounted in Alaska will display the hobby's gruesome ins and outs.
3. Woody Allen filming in the U.S.
It's not gonna happen. He plans to shoot his next film in Rome.
4. Gwyneth Paltrow.
The "singer" is in talks with Atlantic Records.
5. George Lucas' sense of shame.
His plan to release each Star Wars film again (this time in 3-D!) proves he has none.
TELEVISION
Voice Box
You know what the U.S. needs? Another TV singing show. On April 26, NBC will premiere The Voice, with hosts Christina Aguilera and Blake Shelton joining Cee Lo Green and Maroon 5's Adam Levine to mentor aspiring singers, one of whom will win a recording contract. But who's going to be the mean host?