'I'm living proof that you can survive without sex for that long.'

JIM GIBBONS, Nevada governor, saying in his deposition in a sexual-harassment lawsuit filed against him that he has not been intimate with any woman, including his wife, since 1995

'It's my 25 years of experience distilled into one bowl.'

SHOICHI FUJIMAKI, Japanese restaurateur and chef, on his $110 bowl of ramen, which takes three days to prepare

'Argentines thought we weren't really committed to the Falkland Islands. We mustn't make that mistake again.'

WILLIAM HAGUE, British shadow foreign secretary, calling for an increased naval presence in the...

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