'I was just trying to eat lunch.'
ZACHARY CHRISTIE, a 6-year-old cub scout from Newark, Del., who was given a 45-day suspension for violating a zero-tolerance weapons ban by bringing to school a camping utensil equipped with a spoon, fork and knife. After a slew of protests, the suspension was rescinded on Oct. 14
'To work out how to operate a television set, you practically have to make love to the thing.'
PRINCE PHILIP, the 88-year-old British royal, complaining about the difficulty of using modern remote controls
'Black people, of all people, should not oppose equality.'
JULIAN BOND, chairman of the...