SHOCKING
Things get crazy at BARBARA BUSH'S 84th birthday party
Man jailed for ripping off Taiwanese minister's TOUPEE. Donald Trump should sue whoever's forcing him to keep his on
BRET MICHAELS flattened by Tony Awards scenery. Breaks nose, dignity
In Iraq, STEPHEN COLBERT has his head shaved by General RAY ODIERNO
Despite lack of parrots and eye patches, SWEDEN'S PIRATE PARTY wins an E.U. Parliament seat
ZACK MORRIS agrees to Saved by the Bell reunion. We're so excited! (And so scared)
Wales sets world record for most people dressed as SMURFS
MISS CALIFORNIA is opposite-hired
Fox's I MARRIED A STRANGER weds...
