How to Beat the Yankees with Your Stomach

For $325 a ticket and all you can eat, a visit to Yankee Stadium better be worth it

Rebecca Mcalpin / The New York Times / Redux

Eating the Yankees Prime-rib sandwiches are on the menu; if only our correspondent had known.

I hate the New York Yankees for all the sad, dull reasons so many other people hate them. They win by outspending everyone. Their fans are arrogant. They also lie, steal and cheat.

After decades of impotent loathing, I finally found myself in a position to take action. I was gifted a $325 ticket to the new Yankee Stadium to see Satan's pinstriped nine play my beloved Baltimore Orioles. It turns out that $325 buys not just an excellent seat but access to the all-you-can-eat buffet in the superswanky Legends Suite....

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