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Woman gives birth to TWINS BY TWO DIFFERENT DADS. Maury Povich's life is now complete

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Stinky OFFICE FRIDGE cleaning incident leaves seven people hospitalized

LITTLE OLD LADIES caught selling heroin. Profiling doesn't work

NATALIE PORTMAN says she and Sean Penn are just "friends"

WOODY ALLEN settles with American Apparel for $5 million and a pair of gold lamé leggings

Surgeons TWEET kidney transplant. Dr. @RN: Scalpel!

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BARENAKED LADIES get Ben & Jerry's flavor: Cookies 'n' Irrelevant?

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