SHOCKING
AIR FORCE buzzes ground zero, terrifies New Yorkers. Japan Airlines wisely cancels Pearl Harbor flyby
What is awesome? IBM computer to compete on JEOPARDY!
Adventures in counterprogramming: Fox airs Tim Roth cop drama over OBAMA'S 100-days address
MARIAH CAREY named least environmentally friendly celebrity
New study says conservatives fail to realize that STEPHEN COLBERT is mocking them
#@%!!*
JULIA ROBERTS' profane tribute to Tom Hanks
Brazen hussy SUSAN BOYLE admits that, yes, she has been kissed
PREDICTABLE
MIA FARROW on hunger strike for Darfur. Darfur to Farrow: "Well, if you're not going to eat that ..."
Russell Brand slated to...
