SHOCKING
Good Friday becomes Great Friday after GIRLS GONE WILD commercials air during Vatican telecast
JAMIE FOXX'S suggestion that MILEY CYRUS make a sex tape is somehow less disturbing than his mockery of her gums
SIMON COWELL insinuates he may quit American Idol, leaving no one to prop up Paula
Super-duper-Catholic MEL GIBSON to get divorced
Superman artist JOE SHUSTER revealed to be one kinky dude
Michael Crichton's posthumous book is about PIRATES. Even in death, the man is frighteningly prescient
STEPHEN COLBERT gets space station ... treadmill named after him
GLENN BECK to take comedy show on road. You'll...
