SHOCKING
JAMIE OLIVER names daughter Petal Blossom Rainbow, after his favorite My Little Pony
Malawi fights back against MADONNA and wins. Yay, Malawi!
FAST & FURIOUS breaks box-office records. Detroit still can't get anybody to buy a car
KUMAR goes to work in the White Castle House
PAUL MCCARTNEY and RINGO STARR reunite at DAVID LYNCH concert, then vanish into mysterious vortex
Gunfire breaks out at TOM and GISELE'S second wedding. Can't wait for the third
Fox News critic fired for reviewing leaked copy of Wolverine, ruining HUGH JACKMAN'S musical-number surprise
PREDICTABLE
Dubious NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET remake somehow scores the...
