SHOCKING
SHAM--Pow!
Oprah offers to share O MAGAZINE cover with Ellen. Gayle displeased
Two of Hollywood's funniest men and Jim Carrey to star in THREE STOOGES film
CBS cancels GUIDING LIGHT after being reminded that Guiding Light is still on the air
Fox schedules dating show for overweight "average" Americans
MTV plans to start playing music again ... at 3 a.m.
SIMPSONS get postage stamp
NICKELBACK wins big at Canadian Grammys. This is why we mock you, Canada
GHOSTBUSTERS 3: Judd Apatow rumors abound
PREDICTABLE
KANYE WEST asks to be addressed as Martin Louis the King Jr.; Sasha Fierce was already...