SHOCKING
Melee breaks out at America's Next Top Model tryouts, prompting mass squeals of 'Not the face!'
Bruno twofer: SACHA BARON COHEN scams Ron Paul, Alabama National Guard. Maybe people should start posting his photo around or something
MODEST MOUSE to release Heath Ledger--directed video
Sci Fi Channel mulls changing name to Syfy. Still better known as Dork Central
MICHAEL JACKSON to play 50 shows at London arena, then ascend into the heavens
Chinese version of Ugly Betty a hit. Mostly, we think, because of THIS POSTER
TRACY MORGAN, Snuggie spokesman
Overprotective parents outraged at cynical tween DORA merchandising ploy
PREDICTABLE
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