SHOCKING
Pushing the "celebrity"-memoir threshold even further, KATHY GRIFFIN sells hers for a rumored $2 million
NICKY HILTON makes a citizen's arrest--at an IHOP. The recession has hit us all
BEYONCE'S Oscar performance of "At Last" threatens to reignite feud with ETTA JAMES
Third lowest ever rated Oscars declared success
TOM HANKS to switch on Hadron Collider. We always knew Forrest Gump was smarter than he looked
ANDY RICHTER to reunite with CONAN as Tonight Show announcer
Old, sucky BATTLESTAR GALACTICA might beat new, awesome Battlestar Galactica to big screen
TRACY MORGAN in fish-tank-fire incident. 30 Rock writes itself
PREDICTABLE
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