JAPAN'S FINANCE MINISTER resigns over disoriented, slurring appearance at G-7 summit. Who does he think he is--Joaquin Phoenix?
ELTON JOHN to produce film in which aliens invade Jane Austen--era England. Title: Pride and Predator (we didn't make that up)
MEL GIBSON. A spicy-recipe kind of guy
Upcoming ANNA NICOLE SMITH opera to destroy opera
MICHAEL PHELPS not charged in bong incident; released into open water
RYAN ADAMS engaged to MANDY MOORE; to release double album about it next week
SHAQ + JABBAWOCKEEZ = television gold
MC HAMMER reality show. Naturally
M.I.A. has a boy
CHRIS BROWN apologizes for doing something...