SHOCKING
OBAMA SPEECHWRITER gropes cardboard Hillary in Facebook pic
CHRISTIE HEFNER resigns as Playboy CEO. What, did she actually look at the magazine?
OPRAH falls off the skinny wagon
SPIKE LEE to debut musical at Sundance
TWILIGHT director won't return for sequel. But really, does it matter who directs this thing?
CNN magic-screen maestro JOHN KING to replace WOLF BLITZER on Sundays
KERMIT stars in music video for indie band LCD Soundsystem. Snap up Rowlf, Vampire Weekend
GOSSIP GIRL in spin-off talks. Give the maid her own show!
PREDICTABLE
STEPHEN COLBERT/KANYE WEST kerfuffle
COLDPLAY sued for plagiarism by Joe Satriani. And...
