SHOCKING
SARAH PALIN to get $7 million book deal. Copy editors to demand half
SARKOZY and BUSH share terrorist fist jab
Tweens mob Times Square for final episode of MTV's TRL
MICHAEL JACKSON sued for $7 million for failing to release album
TYRA BANKS to give away sex-change operation. Oprah still has the better gifts
PAUL MCCARTNEY plans release of lost 14-minute Beatles track. It was 28 minutes, but Heather Mills got half
PREDICTABLE
SNL hires two new women. Maybe one can do a decent Obama imitation
Showtime mulls series of GAY SUPERHERO. As if there were any other kind
Nativity...
