SHOCKING
With no one left in Washington to attack, KEITH OLBERMANN signs four-year, $30 million contract
Turkish town of Batman sues makers of The Dark Knight. Nation plans to sue Butterball
Billy Ray Cyrus lobbies for Obama girls to appear on Hannah Montana
A 22-year-old Dane is youngest-ever World Series of Poker champ. Somethin's blingin' in the state of Denmark
WILL SMITH'S 10-year-old son JADEN to star in Karate Kid remake
Conan the Barbarian remake. Please, please cast VLADIMIR PUTIN
Obama Yes We Can album, the sound track of liberal earnestness
PREDICTABLE
COLDPLAY crowned year's biggest worldwide act. You're such a...
