With no one left in Washington to attack, KEITH OLBERMANN signs four-year, $30 million contract
Turkish town of Batman sues makers of The Dark Knight. Nation plans to sue Butterball
Billy Ray Cyrus lobbies for Obama girls to appear on Hannah Montana
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Conan the Barbarian remake. Please, please cast VLADIMIR PUTIN
Obama Yes We Can album, the sound track of liberal earnestness
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