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With no one left in Washington to attack, KEITH OLBERMANN signs four-year, $30 million contract

Turkish town of Batman sues makers of The Dark Knight. Nation plans to sue Butterball

Billy Ray Cyrus lobbies for Obama girls to appear on Hannah Montana

A 22-year-old Dane is youngest-ever World Series of Poker champ. Somethin's blingin' in the state of Denmark

WILL SMITH'S 10-year-old son JADEN to star in Karate Kid remake

Conan the Barbarian remake. Please, please cast VLADIMIR PUTIN

Obama Yes We Can album, the sound track of liberal earnestness

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COLDPLAY crowned year's biggest worldwide act. You're such a...