SHOCKING
Quasi-reality-show star LAUREN CONRAD scores three-book deal for quasi fiction
MICHAEL DOUGLAS being considered for Steven Soderbergh's Liberace biopic
DAMIEN HIRST smashes art-auction records. Bidders unsure which wall would look best with a formaldehyde-preserved shark
SARAH SILVERMAN picks up Emmy for the song I'm $&*!^%# Matt Damon
BATMAN comic accidentally released full of profanity. Still got nothing on Silverman
Two thumbs down! New York Post critic wallops ROGER EBERT at filmfest
AMY POEHLER announces she's leaving SNL after the election
PREDICTABLE
TINA FEY dresses up as SARAH PALIN, who once dressed up as Tina Fey
ELLEN DEGENERES to be...
