SHOCKING
82-year-old CLORIS LEACHMAN joins Dancing with the Stars
MADONNA flashes pic of McCain alongside image of Hitler. McCain flashes pic of Madonna alongside Britney Spears
KARA DIOGUARDI added as fourth American Idol judge
RAFAEL NADAL reneges on threatened image makeover. Capri-pants industry breathes sigh of relief
Reggaeton star DADDY YANKEE endorses McCAIN. Confused McCain looks for Uncle Sam impersonator
CHER (absurdly) rumored to play Catwoman in next Batman film
St. Paul BILLBOARD greets GOP delegates
SEINFELD signs on as Microsoft spokesman. Not that there's anything wrong with that
PREDICTABLE
MICHAEL JACKSON turns 50. Nose turns 14
MICHAEL PHELPS secures speedy...
