Crazy PUPPY-CLONING LADY said to be crazy 1970s sex fugitive
Cute OLYMPIC OPENING-CEREMONY SINGER lip-synchs to less-cute kid's vocals
ROLLING STONE shrinks in size, gathers less moss
STING interrupts final Police concert to shave beard. Stewart Copeland, Andy Summers get mani-pedis
GEORGE ORWELL diaries to be published on daily blog. Somebody get this guy a book deal!
Most expensive piece of ELVIS memorabilia sells for $300K. Clearly worth every penny
After calling off engagement, SALMA HAYEK announces wedding-themed reality show
BRAD PITT signs up for long-awaited QUENTIN TARANTINO film Inglorious Bastards
DAVID HASSELHOFF starts social-networking HoffSpace: "Get a conversation...