SHOCKING
Not guilty!
JANET JACKSON'S nipple acquitted of all charges
DARK KNIGHT questioned for allegedly assaulting mother and sister before his own movie premiere
"I'm a miracle, dude."
DR. HORRIBLE so popular it crashes Web server
JIMMY FALLON begins Late Night takeover with webisodes this fall. Will probably not crash server
BARENAKED LADIES quit Disney tour after lead singer busted for cocaine. So that's where those million dollars went
NATALIE PORTMAN spoofs Bollywood in boyfriend Devendra Banhart's music video
SPIDER-MAN to star in film of Brown v. Board of Education. Naturally, Christian Bale will beat its box-office take in Marbury v....
