SHOCKING
CLAY AIKEN artificially inseminates older record-producer pal. Just in time for Asexual Father's Day
AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH: THE OPERA Including the hit aria May I have the next slide, please
ED MCMAHON struggles to avoid foreclosure on his L.A. home. Where's Publishers Clearing House when you need it?
Kurt Cobain's ashes stolen from COURTNEY LOVE'S home; Keith Richards wanted for questioning
Formula One boss MAX MOSLEY keeps his job despite alleged Nazi-themed hooker sex romp
Dunkin' Donuts ad pulled after RACHAEL RAY accused of wearing Arab scarf
PREDICTABLE
OK! magazine tries to pay LINDSAY LOHAN a rumored $1 million to...
