SHOCKING
California gay-marriage ruling inspires ELLEN DEGENERES and GEORGE TAKEI to marry (but not each other)
Angry Hungarian student just misses hitting Microsoft CEO STEVE BALLMER with eggs. Student obviously running Vista
HARRISON FORD gets chest waxed for charity, early promo for Indiana Jones and the 65-Year-Old Virgin
Who would Jesus sue? Inspirational "FOOTPRINTS" poem in legal battle over authorship
PREDICTABLE
KATIE HOLMES to star in Arthur Miller revival on Broadway
AMY WINEHOUSE and Pete Doherty play with box of newborn mice on YouTube. So things are obviously going just fine for them
BOB WOODWARD takes a buyout from Washington Post,...
