'I've been working with these people for 20 years. Without them, I'm not funny. I'm a dead man.'
JAY LENO, Tonight Show host, sympathizing with Hollywood writers on strike
'I don't have anything else to grow.'
MUHAMMAD AYUD, Afghan sharecropper, on growing cannabis after a government campaign wiped out his opium poppies
'This race was all about re-establishing myself for all those people who thought that having a baby would be the end of my career.'