No Rest for the Weary

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I love pretty things, but buying a $10,000 purse would make me very anxious.

Say, isn't that a $10,000 purse?

$10,000 purse... $10,000 purse... $10,000 purse...

There'd be the usual concerns.

I don't deserve it.

I have nothing to wear with it.

What about starving people?

If I buy it, I'll be broke.

Plus, if anything happened to it, I'd have FITS.

*@7.#!!! A pen just exploded inside my $10,000 PURSE!!!

To truly enjoy a $10,000 purse, you'd have to not care.

Oh, Well.

You'd just go out and buy another.

I want one in black,...

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