People: Mar. 26, 2007

THE SCORE

GOOGLE NEWS HITS + GOOGLE BLOG HITS = THE SCORE

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Eddie Van Halen celebrates Van Halen's March 12 induction into the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame by skipping it--for rehab. In an online missive to his fans, Van Halen wrote, "It is within my ability to change for the better. I want you to know that is exactly what I'm doing." score: 2,513

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Salma Hayek announces her engagement to (and impregnation by) wealthy French fashion magnate Fran├žois-Henri Pinault. She even puts his name first on the press release. Celebrity blog WWTDD.COM muses, "What a lucky break...

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