People: Mar. 12, 2007

SCREEN TEST

So you know the winners and losers, but do you know the really important stories that came out of Oscar night? Then prove it.

1) To congratulate Helen Mirren, who won Best Actress for her portrayal of Elizabeth II in The Queen, the real Queen is expected to:

A) Invite her to tea at Buckingham Palace

B) Invite her to girls' weekend at Balmoral--manis and pedis with Camilla!

C) Give her a flask engraved HER ROYAL HOTTIE

D) Name a particularly feisty corgi after her

2) Jack Nicholson arrived at the ceremony with a newly shaved head because:

A)...

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