People: Oct. 2, 2006

SCREEN TEST

Assess your celebrity intelligence quotient with this week's assortment of evasive interviewees, unorthodox forms of activism and true confessions from a private icon:

1) Clay Aiken says he takes Paxil for panic attacks that are brought on by:

A) Nightmares about Simon Cowell not liking him

B) Nightmares about Paula Abdul liking him

C) The stress of being American Idol's most famous runner-up

D) Worrying about his hair-straightening iron going on the blink

2) Angelina Jolie recently:

A) Paid $75,000 for a sculpture of a white bust with a bullet hole in the forehead

B) Agreed to star in...

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