Karen Finley

  • Performance artist Karen Finley, who recently lost a Supreme Court case on a law requiring NEA grants to adhere to decency standards, has a new show, The Return of the Chocolate-Smeared Woman.

    Q: What kind of chocolate do you use to spread on your naked body?

    A: I knew that was going to be the first question. Right now my preference is Betty Crocker dark double chocolate.

    Q: That sounds more like a frosting than a chocolate.

    A: If you want to get technical, yes, it is a frosting.

    Q: Do you temper it?

    A: What's tempering? You mean melt it?

    Q: When you melt chocolate, you have to do it in stages or it congeals. You don't know much about chocolate.

    A: I like that layering and congealing. I like that sensation of whatever tempering does. Remember, I am indecent.

    Q: That's what the Supreme Court said. Does that hurt?

    A: I'm going to enjoy my status as loser.

    Q: I've never seen you perform. What exactly do you do?

    A: Basically just run around the stage making political-emotional commentary.

    Q: How do you get the chocolate off after the show?

    A: It's a double shower with a loofah, and the loofah doesn't even get it all off.

    Q: Ever try Magic Shell?

    A: What's Magic Shell?

    Q: It's that chocolate topping that hardens on ice cream.

    A: If you want to do it, I'll try it.

    Q: I feel special.

    A: In my show, if you give me $20, you can lick the chocolate off.

    Q: I don't feel so special anymore.