SCREEN TEST
Assess your celebrity intelligence quotient with this week's fashion advisers, entrepreneurial sportsmen and fretful novelists:
1) ELTON JOHN says tattooed and pierced American rock bands should dress more like:
A) Him and David Bowie in the '70s--think androgyny and eye makeup
B) Him and David Bowie in the '90s--think androgyny and hair plugs
C) Björk--think androgyny and gowns inspired by aquatic birds
D) Cher
2) Yankees shortstop DEREK JETER'S newest moneymaking enterprise is:
A) A cologne called Driven, with notes of grapefruit, driftwood and moss
B) Dugout therapy sessions for confidence-shaken teammate Alex Rodriguez
C) Custom bobble-head dolls
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