People: Aug. 14, 2006

SCREEN TEST

Assess your celebrity intelligence quotient with this week's fashion advisers, entrepreneurial sportsmen and fretful novelists:

1) ELTON JOHN says tattooed and pierced American rock bands should dress more like:

A) Him and David Bowie in the '70s--think androgyny and eye makeup

B) Him and David Bowie in the '90s--think androgyny and hair plugs

C) Björk--think androgyny and gowns inspired by aquatic birds

D) Cher

2) Yankees shortstop DEREK JETER'S newest moneymaking enterprise is:

A) A cologne called Driven, with notes of grapefruit, driftwood and moss

B) Dugout therapy sessions for confidence-shaken teammate Alex Rodriguez

C) Custom bobble-head dolls

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