Punchlines: Jul. 24, 2006

"So the World Cup is over, and now we can finally get back to our national pastime: not watching soccer." --JIMMY KIMMEL

"ABC announced that it's planning a 30th-anniversary special for Charlie's Angels featuring the original cast. In the episode, Bosley sends the Angels to Florida to fight the Inevitable Ravages of Time." --CONAN O'BRIEN

"They've uncovered some personal papers of Albert Einstein. Turns out he had 10 girlfriends. Think about it: 10 girlfriends--that's 10 different names, 10 different phone numbers, 10 different birthdays. You'd have to be a genius!" --DAVID LETTERMAN

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