Punchlines: Apr. 24, 2006

"Did you hear what happened at the Washington Nationals game? Dick Cheney was there; he threw out the first pitch and was booed. He said he was surprised--he thought he'd be greeted as a liberator with flowers and candy." DAVID LETTERMAN

"President Bush today announced a new fitness plan to get people walking. It's called Gasoline at $3 a Gallon." JAY LENO

"Scientists have discovered a fossil of a 375 million-year-old fish with a reptilian jaw and a swiveling neck that they say is a long-sought missing link between fish and walking land creatures. Disturbingly, they found it in a Red...

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