Return Policy

IF YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY THRILLED WITH YOUR PURCHASE

Item must be returned in its original packaging

Customer must at least create the pretense that clothing being returned has not been worn

Regarding food items: there will be strict limits as to what is or isn't considered a return

Please include all receipts, packing slips and paperwork

Refunds for returned copies of A Million Little Pieces may be made using fake money

Political campaign Contributions may be returnod, but we cannot guarantee the restoration of reputations

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