Punchlines: Feb. 27, 2006

"I'm surprised Dick Cheney loves to hunt so much. The five times the government tried to give him a gun, he got a deferment." --JAY LENO

"It's odd having Democrats whine about Bush's warrantless wiretaps: all they talked about before was how the President never listened to them." --WILL DURST

"Let's just dive into the [Katrina] report. Who's to blame? Everyone ... the report even singled out New Orleans chef Emeril Lagasse for his failure to kick it up a notch." --JON STEWART

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