Punchlines: Nov. 28, 2005

"The Country Music Awards were held right here in New York City for the first time ever. Isn't that nice? In a related story, this year's Soul Train Awards are being held in Salt Lake City." --CONAN O'BRIEN

"Sad news for Martha Stewart today as NBC canceled her version of The Apprentice ... The network released a statement today saying 'Don't let the French doors painted Dutch blue with cobalt trim hit you on the a__ on the way out.'" --JIMMY KIMMEL

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