Punchlines: Oct. 24, 2005

"President Bush is taking more liberal positions. For example, global warming. He used to be against it. Now it's the Republican plan for heating homes this winter."


"According to the latest poll, only 2% of African Americans think President Bush is doing a good job. The percentage would have been higher, but Condoleezza Rice has a small family."


"It was raining so hard down in Washington, D.C., [last week] that Tom DeLay didn't have to launder his money."


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