TV's Signature Send-Offs

Match each send-off with its reality TV show


Among the staples of reality TV are the hosts' trademark tootle-loos, many styled more or less after Donald Trump's short, sweet--and copyrighted--"You're fired!" Given Americans' appetite for such ruthlessness, many who tuned in last week for the debut of Martha Stewart's version of The Apprentice were disappointed when she catapulted her first victim with the gentle, junior high cattiness of "You just don't fit in." How have other shows done it? Match each send-off with the program. --By Clayton Neuman

A. "You are (snip, snip, snip) clipped." B. "Don't call us. We'll call you." C. "The verdict is...

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