"President Bush met with the President of South Korea. Things got off to an awkward start when President Bush asked, 'Are you from the good Korea or the bad Korea?'" --CONAN O'BRIEN
"It's hard to read the [Michael Jackson] jury at this point. Earlier today the jury asked to see Michael's original nose." --DAVID LETTERMAN
"Researchers are linking Viagra to blindness. So now, aging baby boomers are ending their adulthood asking the same question they did when they began it: 'Can I do it just till I need glasses?'" --WILL DURST, stand-up comic and TV and radio commentator
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