Cinema: Cuisinartistry

SILVERADO

Friends! Do you wake up dead each morning because you watched another of those old-fashioned westerns on the late show? Have you stayed up past midnight to see High Noon ? Did you miss the bus to work because you caught Stagecoach at 3 a.m.? Well, suffer from horse-opera hangover no more! Now there's Silverado, the Cuisinart western! Silverado dices, splices, chops, co-opts, hones and clones every oater archetype in just 2 hr. 13 min.; that's less than 1% of the time it would take you to sit through the collected works of John Wayne! And if you act now, we'll...

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