Legislators have often gone overboard in trying to curb citizens' behavior, but reality eventually sets in. Now, even as some state legislatures repeal their centuries-old bans on Sunday liquor sales, other lawmakers are trying novel ways of cracking down on leisurely lewdness and lollygagging. Here are some of the latest no-nos legislators have been drafting. --By Jeremy Caplan
PANTS PATROL In Virginia, wearers of low-riding pants that expose their underwear were facing a $50 fine for "lewd or indecent manner" in a proposal that got booted last week by the state senate
AXING ALCOHOL Alabama is banning its own state whiskey....