CARSON KRESSLEY ??? CO-STAR OF QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY:
"A world without pleated khakis."
OWEN WILSON ??? ACTOR:
"Going down to the Venice pier and messing around. You know, the ocean, sunsets, positive people."
ANN COULTER ??? CONSERVATIVE GADFLY:
"Liberals weeping, crying and threatening to move to Canada."
VIRGINIA MADSEN ??? ACTRESS:
"My son. I'm glad that for the first 10 years of his life, I got to spend most of my time with him, so it's kind of a blessing in disguise that I didn't have too much success then."
JOAN RIVERS ??? COMEDIAN, REDCARPET CRITIC:
"At my age, breathing."
WHOOPI GOLDBERG ??? COMEDIAN:
"My grandkids because they're very weird and wonderful. Great artists. A good man and good sex."
JAVIER BARDEM ??? ACTOR:
"Seeing a smile on the faces of the people I love."