Yes, we'll forget Paris. And Funny Cide. And Baghdad Bob. Because, like that steaming plate of Mama's meatballs served up by a celebrity chef, there are some inhabitants of the high-wattage spotlight who were just never meant to stay hot for long. This year's menu:
BAGHDAD BOB Iraq's spin king probably still says Saddam will win
ARON RALSTON Gave his right arm to escape from a crushing boulder
t.A.T.u. Kissy Russian pop duo put a lip lock on charts. Oh--they sang too
JAYSON BLAIR Brought fiction, and chaos, to the New York Times newsroom
CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI At 17, wrote...