James Caan is currently in the movie Elf and on the NBC show Las Vegas.
The other men in Elf (Will Farrell, Bob Newhart) wear tights. But not you. What gives?
I had a strict no-tights clause in my contract. If I wore 'em, they'd have to get me implants in certain areas. They didn't go for the expense, so they put me in a camel-hair coat and covered everything up.
You play a security expert at a casino in a new show called Las Vegas. Are you a gambling man in real life?
I used to be....