The Bush Flight Suit Walks into a Bar ...

He needs a drink--and the chance to tell his side of the story

Wednesday afternoon. A Washington watering hole. A familiar-looking flight suit bellies up to the bar ...

Diet Coke, please. And a Woolite.

Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? Wait, don't tell me. I got it. You were Ice Man in the Top Gun sketch last week at the G.I. Joe--collectors convention. Am I right?

Not exactly.

Want to hear a story? I was all set to be the star of as many TV commercials as a $200 million campaign war chest can buy ...

"But now that major hostilities haven't exactly ceased, it looks as if I'm headed for mothballs....

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