Feud Of The Week Nov. 10, 2003

SHAQUILLE (FEE-FI-FO-FUM) O'NEAL

AGE: 31

OCCUPATION: Confounding puny players and tailors

BEST PUNCH:

Reigniting an old rivalry, O'Neal taunted his injured teammate, saying Bryant "should probably look to be more of a passer until he gets his legs strong."

KOBE (SAY-IT-AIN'T-SO-CHUM) BRYANT

AGE: 25

OCCUPATION: Taking explosive shots, fending off a rape charge

BEST PUNCH: Calling O'Neal "fat" on ESPN, Bryant said he may quit the team at season's end largely because of Shaq's "childlike selfishness and jealousy."

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