The State Department raged last week that Pat Robertson had suggested nuking its HQ. Did he, or didn't he? It's a close call as to who has said the darndest things lately--the Rev. or preacher's daughter Jessica Simpson, star of this season's required reality viewing, MTV's Newlyweds.
ON BUFFALO WINGS: "I don't eat buffalo ... It's not? Then why are they called buffalo wings?"
ON OTHER FOOD: "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by [sic] the Sea.'"
ON WHAT COMES AFTER DEATH: "Rigor who?"