Battle Of The Foot-In-Mouths

The State Department raged last week that Pat Robertson had suggested nuking its HQ. Did he, or didn't he? It's a close call as to who has said the darndest things lately--the Rev. or preacher's daughter Jessica Simpson, star of this season's required reality viewing, MTV's Newlyweds.

JESSICA SIMPSON

ON BUFFALO WINGS: "I don't eat buffalo ... It's not? Then why are they called buffalo wings?"

ON OTHER FOOD: "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by [sic] the Sea.'"

ON WHAT COMES AFTER DEATH: "Rigor who?"

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