It's No Big Deal

Every June is gay-pride month, but this one ended with a Supreme Court decision that--according to a suspiciously broad consensus among media elites--is supposed to make lesbians and gays prouder than ever. "A historic legal victory," declared the Los Angeles Times; a SWEEPING REVERSAL, gushed the New York Times in a banner headline, the kind the paper uses when we go to war.

Let's take a deep breath. Using a lot of florid language, the Supreme Court has essentially said it's O.K. for us to sodomize one another. Terrific, but we were way ahead of you. I don't know a soul...

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