Look! Up on the Front Page, It's ...

... another reporter unbound by journalistic ethics. Who do they think they are?

Metropolis. Wednesday afternoon. Lois Lane is in TROUBLE?

Clark! Jimmy! HELP!!!

Lois! What's wrong?!

This story. It's--it's UNMEMORABLE! Now I'll never be a newsroom star!

SOB!!!! All I ever wanted was an occasional lunch with Diane Sawyer or Barbara Walters! Maybe a name check in Liz Smith ...

You could try calling a few more sources and--

SOURCES?! Hah! This looks like a job for ...

Jayson Blair and the League of "Imprecise" Journalists! Roll call:

Stephen Glass! Janet Cooke! R. Foster Winans! Mike Barnicle! Doris Kearns Goodwin! The late Stephen Ambrose!! Wait, you two are historians! Clifford Irving! Quit shoving!

...

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