With the economy still sputtering, the President introduces the newest member of his domestic-policy team.
Where some see a two-dimensional symbol of lawless capitalism, I see a three-dimensional heart.
If I can just get Uncle Ben appointed to the EEOC, we've got the trademark vote nailed!
The new adviser's influence is felt immediately as the White House unveils a multibillion-dollar stimulus package.
The President called today for the elimination of all taxes on top hats, spats and diamond-studded walking sticks--which he says will save the average American family more than $1,000 a year while creating millions of new jobs.