Homeland Security, Explained

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HOMELAND SECURITY DEPARTMENT ORGANIZATION CHART (PROVISIONAL)

The President

Homeland Security Secretary

Bureau of Green Alerts

Bureau of Blue Alerts

Bureau of Yellow Alerts

Bureau of Orange Alerts

Bureau of Red Alerts

ALERTS CENTRAL

Div. of Intelligence & Monitoring

Hearsay Analysis

Rumor Analysis

Gossip Analysis

Div. of Catchment & Collection

Theories Analysis

Hunches Analysis

Fears Analysis

ALERTS URGENCY EVALUATION TEAM

Classification Section

Unit 1 Anywhere

Unit 2 Anytime

Unit 3 Unclear

Unit 4 Unknown

Unit 5 Unpredictable

DIRECTOR OF PUBLIC DISSEMINATION

Alerts Announcement Coordinator

OFFICE OF ALERTS LIAISON

Alerts Cancellation Coordinator

CITIZENS' TOLL-FREE ALERTS HOTLINE COMMISSIONER

Alerts Color Coordinator

FIELD ALERTS COORDINATOR

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