Who Knew? The Lady Is a Dancin' Machine

Think Elian brought out Reno's wild side? Step past the velvet rope at her rave

My greatest fear is being the biggest dork at the Janet Reno Dance Party. I have never been anywhere in South Beach where I was not the least cool person in the room, and Level, where Reno is throwing a Friday-night fund raiser, is one of the hottest clubs in Miami. Being the No. 1 loser at a party for Janet Reno--the former U.S. Attorney General, current Florida gubernatorial candidate and perennial icon of dork style--could set my self-confidence back to junior high levels.

Reno is having the dance party for many reasons, several having to do with postmodernism, the triumph...

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